Friday, August 27, 2010

Fusion Paranoia

Fusion Paranoia is a term used to describe the indiscriminate assimilation of information into a wider (conspiracy) theory. It needn't have any correlation to established elements of the theory in question. It might, even, be pure speculation.
And it is rampant within the tin-foil-hat-wearing, black-helicopter-watching community.

Take, for instance, two simple holes in the South Pole, spotted with Google Earth. What could they be? Glacial artefacts? No! Sink holes? No! Dark, overshadowed bedrock, giving the illusion of depth? NO!
OBVIOUSLY, they're entrances to a vast network of underground tunnels.
Used by aliens, of course, on their regular refuelling stops. Sometimes they take the time to influence our government and blow up buildings in New York.
I'm not making this up, by the way:
(skip to 2:30)




I didn't think it could get much worse than this, until I saw...





That's right... Those are fucking clouds.

Sigh... It's not easy, you know, debunking these conspiracy theories. Hours upon hours spent analysing every minute detail of each video...

I'm gonna do more on this topic soon, it's very fun.

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