2012 Bollocks

Barack Obama is the 44th president of the United States.
4 + 4 = 8

Obama has two ears, two kids, two testicles, and was born of two parents.
8 + 2 = 10

10 or X is the designation of the reptilian infested planet Nibiru!!!
The planet which will pass by Earth on December 21st, 2012.

He operates from the Oval Office.
An elliptical orbit is one which is vaguely oval in shape, the very same orbit which Nibiru is on!

We are in grave danger, my friends, and we must prepare to fight against the incoming reptilian invasion. Or maybe Annunaki.

Obviously, Obama is reptilian scum who wishes to hoist his disgusting species back up the food chain. We forced them under ground thousands of years ago, keeping their knowledge and technology for ourselves. But infiltrators remain.

Take heed of my warning, and remember...
Those who would attempt to tell you that these words are untrue, that we AREN'T facing an interspecies war, or that great change is NOT approaching, are friends of, or are themselves, the enemy.

Truth

SMOKING WEED AND ANTICIPATING THE IMPENDING BOA CONSTRICTOR DEATH OF AN ASIAN MAN PISSING ON LARGE TITS!?!?

My tribute to Shane Dawson and Ray William Johnson.
The two biggest tools ever to walk the web.

Brace yourself... NIGGER.

Ban the n-word!?

A word is just that, a word. A puff of air shaped by lips and tongue. It has no inherent meaning save for that which people attribute. Yes, the n-word's historical context is deeply saddening and outrageous, but banning it would only add to its appeal, for the knuckle-dragging redneck types who would use it in the first place.
Reinforce its taboo status, and you reinforce its level of perceived offensiveness.
Accept that the word exists, and refuse to be affected by it. Only then will its power wane.